Fucking Laugh About it

Why the No-Fun-Police should learn to laugh

I get on my Twitter and I’m immediately bombarded with tweets about people being upset about something. Complaining about getting their feelings hurt by a joke that was or wasn’t funny. It really doesn’t matter, these people will find something to bitch about. This is a daily morning ritual and I’m thinking it can’t be great for my health, but I need to be a part of the social media machine so I will scroll past these Social Justice Warriors the majority of the time without saying anything, but sometimes I just can’t fucking stop myself. This habit of telling SJWs to fucking laugh is probably going to get me in trouble, but whatever, bring it on.

The No-Fun-Police seem to be out in droves anymore. Telling people what they can and can’t say. I get it, some jokes can be offensive to some people and some people just aren’t funny. It doesn’t mean we should cease the existence of comedy. Do we really want a world where no one laughs?

One of the best compliments I get while doing phonesex on Niteflirt.com is that people love my laugh. I love that. Sure it’s great to be hot and sexy, but it’s even better to be fun and funny. I wouldn’t change it for the world.

Laughter eases pain more than it causes it.

People call me on Niteflirt.com so that I can laugh at them. It’s fun, it’s mutual and consenting. Twitter is not a world that is consenting, in fact living in the world and performing day to day tasks are filled with non-consensual transactions. But did you die? Let people have their fun, and if it isn’t funny, tell them: “not funny”, but would you really, in real life go on a campaign as to why shit isn’t funny? Drowning us with your SJW position for an hour? If you do, I hope you do it in a funny way with people who want to hear it, because no I’m not going to stick around to be berated and not many people will.

If people want a discussion, give it to them, but try to insert some laughter, make life fun again. I used to stay quiet about all this bullshit because I just wasn’t strong enough to take the backlash, but honestly, I’m so tired of this shit. It’s gotten to the point where I’m desensitized. I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, but the No-Fun-Police make it so damn hard and not the kinda hard I like.

So, if you are going to be a hard dick, be the good kind. Find a way to fucking laugh and enjoy other people. Life’s too short to keep getting offended.

~Emma Leviathan

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